Saturday, July 3, 2010

Super Nintendo Shit

Super Nintendo: when character sprites looked like candy corn.

(this is my cow. She always eats the whole damn haystack)

So the other day, we found a Super Nintendo in an old box.
I've been all over that the last couple of weeks.

Super Nintendo Jams:
Zomby: Spliff Dub (Rustie RX)
This boy composes on an atari.


Five Favorite Super Nintendo Games (in no particular order):
////////////#1 Super Ghouls and Ghosts

















Pros: This bird has a human ass, adding to its awesomeness. And yes, the man is in his underwear. Anytime you are hit, you lose your armor. This game is like a horribly awkward dream.
Cons: Jumping is hard.  Some of the weapons suck more when you upgrade your suit.

///////////#2 Super Metroid

















Pros: This IS the best game ever made. Hands down.
Cons: Too short. I can beat it in two hours.

////////////#3 Gradius III

Pros: Simple.
Cons:I hate level five.

 ////////////#4 Final Fantasy III

Pros: The story is good.
Cons: Final Fantasy fans are creepy and weird.

////////////#5 Harvest Moon











Pros: I get to create the illusion of having a well balanced life.
Cons: I got tired of picking tomatoes.

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